GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic